Friday, January 18, 2008

JP Walker goes under the knife...again

OCEANSIDE, CA -According to "inside sources," professional snowboard JP Walker had his latest cosmetic surgery on Friday. This marks Walker's third surgery in the past 6 months and his 11th surgery in total. JP, himself would not comment on the surgery, but his surgeon, Regg V. Antle M.D., F.A.A.C.S, broke Walker's confidentiality agreement after a little "green bribery." Dr. Antle was quoted saying, "JP has been in the game for a long time! His septum was really "blown out" from nose pressing so many rails, so we tightened things up with a mellow rhinoplasty...Son!" The man behind the mask.





The new look. Close personal friends say,
"he was going for a more "david hasslehoff-ish"
apperance

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